opposites attract.

I'm sarcastic & I have a strange sense of humour
  • boy: girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
  • girl : shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.
  • parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
  • me: well they turned into a cunt